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One time I recorded myself singing and was planning on posting it, but then I played it back to myself and started weeping from the guttural noises ejecting from my throat.

Feb 10th

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The real reason why I don't like to live with...

One summer, when I was of an elementary school age, I went away to St. Mary’s basketball camp for a week. The camp wasn’t that far from home, but both of my parents worked full time and enrolled me as an overnight camper so that they wouldn’t have to worry about picking me up every day. The first day consisted of going over the daily routine and touring across the school...

Feb 6th

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Feb 1st

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trentacupofjo asked: Hey there! I found your blog from the comments on the Street Sharks picture, and I figured- anyone who remembers the Street Sharks has got to be awesome. Looks like I was right! haha Just thought I'd drop in and say "hi"

Feb 1st

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Feb 1st

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Today in "I didn't know they were Black!!": Ludwig...

theafrosistuh: SOURCE The true identity of Ludwig van Beethoven, long considered Europe’s greatest classical music composer. Said directly, Beethoven was a black man. Specifically, his mother was a Moor, that group of Muslim Northern Africans who conquered parts of Europe—making Spain their capital—for some 800 years. In order to make such a substantial statement, presentation of verifiable...

Jan 31st

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Jan 28th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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This guy has been blowing off my roommate for like 2 weeks. And she still doesn’t get it. And it’s starting to get annoying. Only because she gives me shit for everything. So now it’s her turn. Guys lie. Girls are dumb. And we’re all doomed. I’m drunk. Goodnight. Maybe. I really do want to go to bed. I want Cheetos.

Jan 25th

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One of my greatest shortcomings is how small I feel in the presence of friends and strangers who are more beautiful than me. Usually I just want to disappear. Don’t get me wrong, I have a great appreciation for beauty, but some days I struggle to find it within myself.

Jan 24th

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 23rd

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I hope that everyone has a better day tomorrow...

Jan 23rd

wellhellolovely asked: Hiiiii! Again, I was sooo excited that I found your post. Great to see your enthusiasm. :]

Jan 22nd

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Alternative Spring Break 2012

Today I found out where I’m going and what I’m doing for spring break! The topic of my group is Refugee Resettlement. We will be staying in Decatur, Georgia and will be working for the Refugee Resettlement & Immigration Services of Atlanta (RRISA). Last year’s group prepared residences for incoming refugees and even got to drive to the airport to pick up families to help...

Jan 22nd

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The photo I just posted is the first photo I’ve taken in months, and the first creative photo idea that I’ve had in probably a year or two. I literally spent the last 4-5 hours trying to get it exactly as I wanted. I had to pose sleeping at the right angle and also had to dress up in a black cloak, and I was afraid my roommate was going to walk in amidst my photo-driven chaos. ...

Jan 21st

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Jan 21st

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Help Fund Tom Baker's Role in my Friend's Movie →

One of my friends is finishing up his movie called Break Glass in Case Of… The finishing touch on his film would be a voice role by Tom Baker, who is best known for playing the Doctor in Doctor Who from 1974 to 1981. His voice is among one of the top four most recognizable voices in all of England. Tom Baker has read the script and agreed to contribute to this movie, but my friend does not...

Jan 20th

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Jan 20th

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Eighto - Jomekka Things I Do During Econ that...

Jan 19th

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Lauren and I have been compiling this list:

Don’t Stop Poopeein’ Sweet Poo O’ Mine Livin’ On a Square by Jon Bun Squeedgie A Fever You Can’t Shit Out Break the Poo on the Other Thigh by The Doors Somepoopy Like You by Asmell Rollin’ in the Stink, also by Asmell Squelches Like Queef Spirit by Nirvagina

Jan 19th

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I'm troubled by today.

Today there have been numerous posts across the Worldwide Web about SOPA and PIPA. What once seemed so farfetched to me is slowly becoming a reality. For the past year, the greed and deceit of politicians, yes, people representing OUR government, which represents OUR country, has gotten so out of hand that I can’t help but be utterly disgusted. How did the politician become a lie? And how...

Jan 18th

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Watch

Ode to ADEREGHGGH

Jan 17th

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I’ve finally listened to enough Mumford & Sons to know that my favorite song they’ve produced is Dustbowl Dance.

Jan 13th

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Jan 12th

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I had a wonderful night.

Talking over coffee for four hours, only leaving because it was closing time. Things are good, much better than expected. Goodnight.

Jan 12th

I should probably shower since I'm supposed to...

I really don’t feel like changing out of my workout clothes. Ugh, I haven’t even eaten dinner yet. dkfjghdfgdfh wah.

Jan 11th

The fact that my body can’t stay awake without Adderall is of concern to me. I can’t sleep during class so I essentially have to take the stuff until I graduate. People tell me I’m the exact same when I’m on it, but things just don’t feel right in my head. I’m trying to get through this mental block by eating more/healthier food, and also exercising every...

Jan 11th

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I might have made a fool of myself.

But at least I haven’t made a complete dick out of myself, you manipulating scumbag.

Jan 11th

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2011

In 2011, I had a lot of anxiety problems. While I didn’t drink a lot this year (maybe once or twice a month), I relieved a majority of my most anxious moments by drowning my emotions in beer, wine, and vodka. For a while, it worked, and was enough to get me through awkward scenarios that I avoided while sober. Some nights were fun, but most were lonely. I re-discovered how much I hate...

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Ohhh, I get it!

Joke’s on ME now! Ahahahahaha. Don’t mind lying to me, or being cruel, because people obviously think I’m just crazy, happy, Diana with no other emotions. It just takes one slap in the face to change that, and I just received five.

Dec 29th

Dec 28th

I have a lot to write about.

But I’ve been too busy to write. Perhaps once break is over, I’ll go on a nice rant about how I’ve successfully blown every chance with a guy and how it feels to have quit Adderall. Yipyip.

Dec 28th