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Dec 30th

New Year's Resolutions

Stop drinking pop. I drink so much pop. Even worse, the majority of pop I drink is diet. We always have diet pop in our fridge at home, and it’s always offered at school. I need to stop making it my go-to beverage. Start working out. I’m tired of this yoga bullshit I’ve been doing. I need to start working out hardcore like I used to back when I was involved in sports during high...

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: how did you and lauren meet?

Dec 28th

My mom made me a cosmopolitan.

So I’m sitting at dinner, and she hands me this cute, pink drink; I figure it must be harmless. So I take a giant gulp of it and the taste of pure 100% rubbing alcohol slides down my throat. So I’m all like: And I ask my mom what’s in it (mind you it was a pitcher) and she says: 2 cups of vodka, 1 cup of orange liquer, one cup of pomegranate juice, and some lime juice.

Dec 28th

Why do parents wait until you reach the top of the...

Dec 28th

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Just got some tall heeled boots.

They aren’t too comfortable at all. But they looked good and it was buy one get one half off.

Dec 28th

fuckuturn: xstephhx—: srsly guys, I can’t answer all these TMI’s and FMK’s all at once. Slow down, I need some time to breathe.

Dec 28th

814. IF YOU'RE TRYING TO GET IN A GIRLS PANTS, YOU...

Dec 28th

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My biggest fear.

On New Year’s Eve, when the ball drops, the only thing I’ll be kissing is the back of my own hand.

Dec 28th

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Fact: I don't really have any blonde-haired...

Dec 28th

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Chloe is "woofing" in her sleep.

Dec 28th

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Tried hookah tonight.

To anyone who hasn’t, you aren’t missing out on much. It left my throat scratchy, my eyes red (from smoke contamination), and honestly, it doesn’t taste that great either. Not to mention the smell lingers on not only your clothes, but your entire body. All in all, I give hookah an F for fucking stupid and pointless. I think the only reason people smoke so much hookah is so that...

Dec 27th

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I have a really short neck.

But really broad shoulders. Someone once told me I look like a turtle. That wasn’t really relevant to anything.

Dec 26th

$1 BOWLING TONIGHT.

SGHKFGJHDFLGHJDFKGUHRITUYE$*IUSFHSKJDG I LOVE BOWLING.

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

Today my grandma came over for Christmas.

Her and I were sitting in the dining room, having a conversation about the passing of her oldest son, (my dad’s brother/my uncle), which happened 2 years before I was born. My grandma then brought up the death of my grandpa, which occurred during high school. I feel as though I didn’t know my grandpa that well, but I loved him very much. His death hadn’t hit me. Not until...

Dec 26th

Kisses on the neck are my ultimate weakness.

Dec 26th

I also got a Flip video camera.

Expect to see more videos posted of my everyday life.

Dec 25th

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Rumor has it the sooner I go to sleep the sooner...

Goodnight, all.

Dec 25th

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I suck at talking to people I don't know too well.

I feel like I type awkwardly, throwing in an occasional “hahaha” when really I want to be like “LMFAO AHAHAHHAHAFJDSHLGFSJDGHSG OMGGGGGG HAIIII”.

Dec 25th

Leave some presents in my ask box... →

Merry Christmas Eve :)

Dec 25th

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"Easy now, fuzzy little man peach."

I’m drinking Bailey’s. But not from a boot.

Dec 24th

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Just bolted downstairs to get some chocolate...

leslover: diamarben: Who is Poughkeepsie you ask? DIANA NOW I CAN’T GET OUT OF MY BED OH MY GOD WHY DID I WATCH THAT HE DOESN’T JUST ATTACK. HE FUCKING SLINKS OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE.

Dec 24th

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Just bolted downstairs to get some chocolate...

Who is Poughkeepsie you ask?

Dec 24th

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Talking about porn with Greg.

And eating Christmas cookies :D Mmmmmm.

Dec 24th

I'm going to watch Enter the Void tonight.

It looks wild.

Dec 24th

Cool.

I’m crying.

Dec 24th

Dec 23rd

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The brief time period I dated Paul.

Turns out he was seeing another girl at the same time. Just found out tonight, about an hour or two ago. Evidently, to be treated so poorly by the only three guys I’ve dated, I must be doing something horribly wrong. I kind of want to cry but I probably won’t. I don’t really know what to do right now.

Dec 23rd

Giving T.I.'s new album a listen.

So far, No Mercy has yet to disappoint me.

Dec 22nd

I want to be 5'9

kaylannx: coffeefashionfornicate: I’m 5’2 1/2…….I’ve got some serious growing to do. Just 7in, seven glorious inches. Or at least 5’6 1/2. I want to be taller I want to be 5’9 and gorgeous. I wouldn’t mind being slightly more petite, actually.

Dec 22nd

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-lauren: That moment when you finally pop the birth control pill out of the tiny plastic casing and instead of popping onto a reasonable surface it flies somewhere were you can’t really see the tiny pill so you freak out trying to locate it and then when you do it’s a giant sigh of relief and you’re like: Thank god, no babies. This.

Dec 22nd

grandmadeath: White Christmas - Brendon Urie ...