My roommate is going around Facebook saying, “Check out this site Diana and I made.”

She doesn’t even know what Tumblr is.

She didn’t make anything.

She keeps saying “we need it to catch on” but really, WE? NO. IT’S MY BLOG. MY IDEA.

AND SHE KEEPS TAKING QUOTES I’VE SAID AND SUBMITTING THEM TO THE PAGE.

GET OFF.